you want to know who is Rajanikanth. ...here are the
facts
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror
shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of
all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and
was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9
percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of
whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with
his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind
every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is
beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes
this as a personal insult.
facts
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror
shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of
all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and
was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9
percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of
whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with
his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind
every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is
beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes
this as a personal insult.
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